the babysitter song (interlude)

This is the girl I babysit

Hi, I'm Chelsea and I'm the shit (Chelsea)

Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I'm honest

But she won't tell my parents 'cause I made her promise

So we're up past her bedtime writing a song

To talk about the things we don't tell her mom

My bed time's is 9 PM

It is currently 2 AM

Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner

We both know you don't eat dinner

I text my boyfriend on my iPad

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that

I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies

Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me

I've seen boobies before

(Hey, I'm home)

Bed, now