The Wrong House

Did you come through the window?

Cos you didn't use the door

And I see you've been smoking

While going through my drawers

And I'm watching you now as silently as a mouse

Until you realise now you picked the wrong house

Down, down, down, midnight is turning

Sing Hallelujah, your feet are burning

You, you took the wrong turn

You crept in my house, now feel the slow burn

You, you took the wrong turn

You crept in my house

Now feel the slow burn

And my little dog laughed to see such fun

Don't go into the kitchen

Cos my Shepherd lives there

She's old and she's gnarly

And she's losing her hair

She don't sit up and beg

And she don't do tricks

But she'll chew off your arm

And she'll rip off your leg

Down, down, down, midnight is turning

Sing Hallelujah your feet are burning

You, you took the wrong turn

You crept in my house, feel the slow burn

You, you took the wrong turn

Crept in my house

Feel the slow burn

My little dog laughed to see such fun

Come a little closer, said the spider to the fly

Tis the prettiest little parlour, that you ever did spy

You, you took the wrong turn

You crept in my house, feel the slow burn

You, you took the wrong turn

Crept in my house

Feel the slow burn