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The Olympics
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On Tour
Singer/Songwriter
The Olympics was released on July 4, 2024 by Jesse Welles as a part of the album Hells Welles
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Release DateJuly 4, 2024
LabelJesse Welles
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM129

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jesse Welles
Jesse Welles
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jesse Welles
Jesse Welles
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jesse Welles
Jesse Welles
Producer

Lyrics

It's the geriatric narcissistic oligarch Olympics
And I got a front row seat
The bank owns the car, we rent the house
But at least we paid for the street
It's the big bitchin' bonafide baby boomer boss battle
End of '24
I just woke up in the '90s
Too bad I woke up poor
It's the AARP buy gold, JG Wentworth Super Bowl
And the parents are out of the way
So you gots a lot of explaining to do
For why you ain't got a Roth IRA
It won't be long 'til the finale
Singing Hotel California in the Holy Eternal Choir
For givin' us such amazing music
We could almost forgive you for a situation this damn dire
It's the geriatric narcissistic oligarch Olympics
And we've all got a front row seat
As long as I can use the Wi-Fi
As long as I ain't gotta think
Written by: Jesse Welles
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