Yuh

(Think I’m really)

Huh, what, yuh

(Think I’m really)

Pingus

Yuh, yuh, yuh, huh

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx

Ooh, I feel like I am unstoppable

Ooh, yuh, my wrist is un-coppable

Ooh, yuh, not talking constable

Hard to vacation, I’ve been everywhere tropical

Always staying strapped, got more ammo than the rednecks

Think I’m really sick, man they must've took the-

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx

They think I’m really sick, man they must've went to Harvard

You thought you was hard, but-

(Mr. Pingus, this is Harvard calling)

You thought you was hard, but I promise I am harder

The way I’m movin’s nuts, like I’m George Washington Carver

I feel like I could wake up in the morning then spend all my money and disturb the NASDAQ

I feel like I’m on my way to the top, but lately I really think I’m on the fast track

Pockets so big man they look like that panda from the animated movie that’s featuring Jack Black

Got so much water on me that I’m scared they gon take me and put me inside of the crab shack

Yuh, gas pack

Got it inside of my back pack

Yuh, laugh track

Your lifestyle turn me to laugh track

She gargle my balls just treat em like Listerine

That’s why I said no when she asked to start kissin me

My diamonds so wet they look like Mississippi

The way that they shinin could make me feel dizzy

Woah, woah

Somebody give me like antibiotics or something to kill off the virus

Woah

Or maybe a Tylenol cuz I think all of my jewelry is starting to give me arthritis

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx

NCLEX

I think I’m needin some bed rest

Working so hard that my money my shoes and my cars started coming in excess

Got so sick that I swear that my immune system’s been doing bench press

If gettin top were a people group I swear I’d be wearing the headdress

If making bops were a hate crime then I guess that’d make me sexist

I am so tired of Lambo, Ferrari, Bugatti, might go cop a Lexus

Designer clothes make me look like a million bucks, you’re ten cents

And yeah I’ve got a disease but unlucky for you this one isn’t infectious

They don’t know why they not hot as me

Way too sick, got a fever of a hundred three

I’m on the top, so I guess that you’re dichotomy

I’m sick in the brain, sick in the head, need a lobotomy

It’s in my blood, if you checked the toxicology

It wasn’t til I came around that we found out that we can be recording diseases so audibly

Yuh, that’s just honesty

It’s like "how often do I need a medical professional?"

The answer is “constantly,” like

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx

They think I’m really sick, man they must've took the NCLEX

Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest

I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the Ren Fest

Move a lot of paper so they think I work at FedEx