Sweet

You're so sweet (Sweet)

From your head to your toes and everyone knows when they look at you, girl

Because look at you, girl

I'm so sweet (Sweet)

From my head to my toes and everyone knows when they look at me, boy

Just look

Because look at me, boy

Chapter one

She was from Venus and he was from Mars

Bar none between us, we all see what's on the cards

Blackjack's the game, she's 21

The type you can't miss

He's running risks like a five card trick

He was rich

That level of cash isn't printed

He's summertime-skiing-on-the-glacier minted

Met her in one of those hard-to-stand bars

Two-for-one shots playing ABBA and Wham! bars

Cola-bottle shape, sweet strawberry lips

And when she throw around her weight, it was all in the hips

At university, she's teaching the nerds and dweebs

About the birds and bees

They could have earned degrees

Instead they learned to please her every fervent need

She made 'em all wanna crawl till they hurt their knees

She said her name was Candy, necklace so bright

When she moved it was like she projected strobe light

The dress was so tight, she got it from it Reece's

Pieces of a dream in between the creases

Jesus!

The night's young, but he's on a wild one

Already got cigarette teeth and wine gums

Soon she had him on the sherbert, dip dab

Told him take a break, you deserve it, KIT, KAT

None of the small talk is subtle

And when he's on the liquor it's all sorts of trouble

Wife and kids is the life he lives

So there's all types of risk on a night like this

But there's a devil on his shoulder saying "You'd better make a move, fella

You wanna taste the fruit? Tell 'er

'You're so sweet'" (Sweet)

From your head to your toes and everyone knows when they look at you, girl

Because look at you, girl

I'm so sweet (Sweet)

From my head to my toes and everyone knows when they look at me, boy

Because look at me, boy

Chapter two

She got low like she's doing a shoelace

Caught him with a wicked little look on her cute face

And that was what sealed the deal, now they're dashing off

To her flat to cotch

She took his jacket off

Told him sit back and watch

Peeled her wrapper off

Handed him the Macintosh

Then bish bash and bosh

Candy was a crush

A little sugar rush

He coulda just left it there, but nothing was enough

Now they're hooking up

At least two times a week to indulge his sweet tooth

You know where it leads to

They took a chance

While his wife's at a cooking class

But she must have made the pudding fast

'Cause she's back early and she looks aghast

To see her love heart

With his hands in the cookie jar

She took his arse to the cleaner, fought the hardest case

He offered seven, she was after eight

And when the show's over, there's hardly anything he don't owe her

It's kinda like she won the ROLO-ver

No stone unturned in her mercilessness

She brought him to his knees like he turned religious

The twist is he learned his missus

Was with his mistress all along, now it's her she kisses

Dirty business, but you know the truth

You bite the toffee apple, end up losing a tooth

Because

You're so sweet (Sweet)

From your head to your toes and everyone knows when they look at you, girl

Because look at you, girl

I'm so sweet (Sweet)

From my head to my toes and everyone knows when they look at me, boy

Because look at me, boy

You're so sweet (Sweet)

From your head to your toes and everyone knows when they look at you, girl

Because look at you, girl

I'm so sweet (Sweet)

From my head to my toes and everyone knows when they look at me, boy

'Cause look at me, boy