My whole entire life I've known deep inside

That at age 29 I would thrive

I don't know why, I can't describe

I just know it in my mind

In the meantime, listen to me rhyme

In all honesty I'm probably one of the only guys

Who'd rather gaze into your eyes than stare all day at your behind

I'd rather kiss you 50 times than simply stick my dick inside

To me the lips on your face mean more than the ones between your thighs

These are not lies, I'm not buffin', swear on the lives of my brothers

Wish you could hear this but I'm scared to share my rhymes with the public

Instead I try to put up a disguise and hide that I'm crushin'

Over some chick who's in love with a chump, a bum who is nothin'

I'm 'bout to hit that pussy harder than the blunts which I'm puffin',

Kept gettin' flustered she wanted to hook me up with another

It was redundant, no you dummy, you're the one chick I wanted

But now it's over and done with, I'll find someone in Columbus

Who doesn't care if I'm a little pissed off on occasion

I need a woman with patience, and she is also low maintenance

And plus she knows the greatest player in the nation is Jose and

She thinks money's overrated and she's down to smoke the dankest

Bud that Mike and I can find, I'm like the sun cuz I'm so high

I'm in the sky, give me a mic and through my rhymes I'll rise and shine

Your turn to spit comes after mine, a murderous young mastermind

The words I spit secure your wrists in tourniquets and snap your spine

I pass the time buildin' on my skill that other rappers want

Call me Just because with the pitch I'm such a Master son

So Blasphemous, pastors shun me like I was Beelzebub

Try following my flow but you know that you won't cuz

There's no way of slowing my faster tongue

No way of escaping my wrath you punk

I'm crazy I'll beat someone's ass for fun

You're having a problem, don't matter chump

Cuz I think it's fine to just smack a punk if he's acting up

I'm affected by women

I'm wishing they never would mess with my feelings

A recognized villain I'm spending time killin'

No question my skill is respected by millions and millions,

Even billions, I could grab the attention of trillions

Show 'em the person that Jru Shurtleff really is

Through my incredible music brilliance

Really it's silliness how all you rappers think

They can keep up with my hungry resilience

Nothing but idiots, I'll bring the wittiness,

Guess I'm a hit 'em with this and be pitiless

Let's get familiar, I'll introduce

My name is Jru spelled J-R-U

You dont like me, come and fight me

6 foot 1, one-eighty-two, I'm tellin you

Don't be testin' me, I'll wreck you if you mess with me

They say the good die young so maybe 30 is the end for me

But every achievement that I set for me to reach will be

Successfully completed well before I rest in peace, believe it

Cuz I'm the best and I will never be defeated

Enemies retreat and then concede and leave incredibly depleted

I get the lead and keep it, the best emcee in Cleveland

Since I was a fetus with a centimeter penis

I've been cleverly deceiving, forever been a genius and

I pleasantly agree with those who reckon me the meanest

I'm an asshole, been in that role since I was a young kid

All the stunts and dumb tricks I had pulled

Stealing kids lunches, munchin' on their casserole

Made the dunces' tongues stick to the flagpole

I'm trying to change but inside my brain's a battle

Which me will win today, every day's a raffle

Always been a hassle, quite a pain in the ass only

Now I try to see my glass solely as half-full

Listeners are baffled, screaming "Holy mackerel!

I can't believe you have no cash flow from rap shows!"

Yeah so, as though I wrote raps and had hopes

Drunk-ass hoes and frat bros would blast those

Nah, the people that know me know in my head

I'm just fightin' that psychopath,

Which one's the psycho half

I might go slash my veins with a knife or

Smash my face with a pipe or

Splash my brains on this mic with a rifle blast

Lypo fat is less repulsive

Michael's Jackson's less impulsive

Nitro gas is less explosive

Blowing up the seismograph

Can't fight those facts!