The List

What should this list be about?

I should know this by now

I sit alone on my Ford's tailgate

And by the mess of the stars I contemplate

Cause there's a show up the road, y'all

And my dogs are tired dogs

The laces tangle and fight so

I'm almost missing my Velcro

I made a list, it's getting long

Much too long to not be wrong

And now I

I might have put too many

Some guys are throwing this in my face

Like a cavalcade of fretless basses-es

And I thought I had the mystery cracked, then

I walked into a Civil War reenactment

I made a list, it's getting long

Much too long to not be wrong and now

I might have put too many

I watch the news, I watch the web

Bout as much as you'd expect

And at the top

It's getting too top heavy

Used to be eight inch

Then five and a quarter

Then three and a half inch disks

Now it's like Kroger wifi's

Out of order

And jazz is a cool event

I made a list, it's getting long

Much too long to not be wrong

And now I

I might have put too many

I watch the news, I watch the web

Bout as much as you'd expect

And at the top

It's getting too top heavy

I made a list, it's getting long

Much too long to not be wrong

And now I

I might have put too many

Ohhh oh