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The Greatest Evil Bake Off
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The Greatest Evil Bake Off was released on July 1, 2024 by robotdoom.com as a part of the album The Awful Second Course
July 1, 2024
Labelrobotdoom.com
LanguageEnglish
BPM
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

In a darkened kitchen the stakes are high
Four of the most evil beneath a blood-red sky
Hitler with his cold calculating glare
Stalin with a mustache hiding the despair
Pol Pot silent but deadly with hands so grim
And Joel Oh-steen a smile that's sin
Ovens blaze knives are drawn
In this wicked show there's no dawn
Flour and blood mix in the air
In the Greatest Evil Bake Off despair
Hitler bakes a cake of conquest and fear
Stalin's pie with a crust of tears
Pol Pot's bread a genocide's dream
Oh-steen's cookies a deceptive gleam
Dark Lord Satan the judge so grim
Watching the evil reveling in sin
Each round ends with a bullet's sound
One falls down hitting the ground
Hitler's cake a masterpiece of dread
But a bullet finds him again he falls dead
Stalin's pie a tortured soul's fare
He's next in line in the devil's glare
Pol Pot's bread a dark delight
But even he can't escape cold moonlight
Oh-steen's cookies sweet lies spun
But in the end all is undone
One by one they meet their end
unceremonious headshot no chance to defend
Cakes of horror crumble and fall
In Satan's gaze he condemns them all
The final round tension tight
Only two left in the cold of the night
They bake with fury in Satan's sight
But even the victor won't see the light
Pol Pot falls with a single gun shot
Now Oh-steen stands alone
He smiles real big and waves to the kids
Then Satan shot em in the fucking head!
No cheers no victory just death's cold hand
In the Greatest Evil Bake Off none can stand
Dark Lord Satan with an evil grin
Trys Oh-steens cookies and they taste like shit
In the silent kitchen blood and flour blend
A grim reminder of a darkened end
In the Greatest Evil Bake Off shadows remain
Where evil baked and only death gained
Written by: Chuck Bird
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