Pyramid schemes

Selling anything with the help of your closest aquaintances

like chain mail letters sent to ward off cursed look

to two or three friends who always click on pop-ups

I feel it's paramount to keep you on the line

because I'm offering the chances of a lifetime

Thinking about the money in my bank account, and how the markets are animalistic

Driven by demand, and driven by the man,

whereas this plan is completely riskless

so tell a few friends, to tell their new friends, to tell their true friends to fund the business

Stealing from the rich, and giving to the rich,

and selling riches to rich kids with trust funds

Recyled welfare and failing healthcare and disease that's blocking out the summer sun

Believe in bad luck

Believe in bad times

Because this plan will realign your fault lines

Realizing I don't have your size in analyzing analytic licenses.

Free prizes for outside vices, and account prices for propounded appetizers, and

bursting at the seams with sour cream dreams,

and bowls of lobster bisque,

and bruschetta teams