I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND

When I look into your pretty little eyes

I am taken by surprise

By how much I long to be your man

But you’ve already got a boyfriend

So I don’t think I can

You’re so pretty and soft as snow

But I’ve never even touched you

So I wouldn’t really know

I want to be your boyfriend

I want to love you like that

I want to be your boyfriend

But I know I’m too weird and fat

I’d like to stay with you at your gaff

We could kiss and hug and laugh

But I know you’ll probably stay with your man

He seems nice, his name is Dan

You’re a perfect angel in a world that’s hell

And I’ll never be with you, oh well

I want to be your boyfriend

I want to love you all day

I want to be your boyfriend

But I can’t so I’ll rot and decay