Showboat

Mine's a bitter if you want mate

Mine's a bitter everyday

I ain't a showboat... but you are

An' I'll die spittin' greenies in your face

I heard the rule was, 'Move to London'

I heard the monkeys get the train

I ain't a showboat... but you are

An' I'll die laughin' my tits off in your face

Showboat in the magazine

Showboat in a trendy fanzine

Showboat says I ain't got a lot

Shut y'mouth mate, an' fuck off!

Cheap Keith Richards in your bellbottoms

An' loads of models smokin' fags

I ain't a showboat... but you are

An' I'll die with these eyes over these bags

I heard the rule was, 'Move to London'

I heard the monkeys get the train

I ain't a showboat... but you are

An' I'll die laughin' my tits off in your face

Showboat in the magazine

Showboat in a trendy fanzine

Showboat says I ain't got a lot

Shut y'mouth mate, an' fuck off!

Showboat in the magazine

Showboat in a trendy fanzine

Showboat says I ain't got a lot

Shut y'mouth mate, an' fuck off!