Beer Ain’t One (feat. Blake Shelton)

Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping

My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen

I lost a hundred on the spread on the boys in Dallas

My ex moved into a penthouse palace

It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

Twelve ounces, sitting on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile, sipping on suds

Drink going down, world looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Nothing holds my hand, nothing kisses my lips, does what it does to me

Fits in like a glove, with my friends at a bar, at a game in a koozie

Like twelve ounces, sitting on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile, sipping on suds

Drink's going down, world's looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Yeah, but this one's getting low

When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining

That silver bullet is my silver lining

Twelve ounces, sitting on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile, sipping on suds

Drink's going down, world's looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one