Who am I?

I understand that the whims of a wiser man would lead to bountiful harvests but my preference is robbing Sam

I prefer the feeling of taking what's not mine

And living on borrowed time

And not having my sweat shine

Not living to just die, we living to be alive

Doing dumb shit for high fives

And to turn on her sex drive

Why can't I stay inside?

Unless I'm between her thighs

So lucky she pray to God

Or my soul ain't be immortalized

Father God I understand that ain't the plan

But prodigally I wander all across the land

A son that spent it all soon as it entered his hand

How 'bout a moment of silence for his funding demands?

Shut up!

How 'bout a moment of silence for his funding demands?

Thank you, God, God, in Jesus name, Amen

Right now I get to be on a manic high, which means I get to see the strings that control the system. And I have an announcement… we're screwed

Thank you, thank you… There'll be more words of wisdom later, so just be patient

For now just enjoy the altar wine and Hennessy

First there's meds for the sanity,

Fits for the girl for the vanity,

A couple nice stones for her custom piece

And a couple things for her lil' niece

Never forget when she ran to me

Crying so hard I ask "What's it mean?"

She said "You breaking up with me?"

Like I would take you from luxury

Who else gon' look good with a big ol' ring

When I give it to you you jump and sing

Your titties jiggle your boobies swing

You just being the hottest thing

Grandmama off my back now

Which means that we can go wild

'Cause long as God involved we can hit the club and claim all sorts of freaky-ass titles

Good Lord Almighty, I pray that Megan thee Stallion keep doing workout videos with Nike so that my favorite booty can keep getting bigger by the day. This is one of my biggest needs in life next to food, shelter, and love.

Amen

See, some people pray about nothing, but I pray about everything

It can be my girl's booty size

Pray for rain when it's dry

Pray through pains before mornings rise

And praise God when I survive

If you ain't pray are you alive?

Did you talk to God? Is he on your side?

Do you even know if he in your life? Say a prayer for the frivolous, like…

You ain't never asked your mama as you were walking out the door for a couple bucks for some random shit? Like, that's how I feel about that, like, why not throw that up to the big man?