Haupia Girl

Here's a song about a girl I know

She runs so fast, but I'm so slow

So when she comes by I know how to get the edge

Haupia pie cooling on my ledge

(I love songs about love)

Preheat the oven, 350's the key

Bake that crust till it's golden, oh so lovely

Fifteen minutes, let it cool down slow

We're making something sweet, let the flavors flow

(Is this a love song?)

Coconut cream, chocolate so fine

Stir it up slow, take your time

Layer it right, let it set

This pie's a treat she won't forget

(Oh yeah, it's a love song)

Whisk coconut milk with a cup of sweet

Add in the milk, make it complete

Mix up that cornstarch, smooth it out

Bring her to a boil, what it's all about

(No no no, pretty sure this is a recipe)

Coconut cream, chocolate so fine

We stir it up slow, take our time

Layer it right, let it set

This pie's a treat she won't forget

(I am so confused now)

Chocolate chips in the microwave heat

Stir it in the pudding, oh so neat

Spread it on the crust, let it cool

Top it with the rest, and stay smooth and cool

(Was there ever a girl?)

Now beat that cream, till it starts to rise

Soft peaks form, right before your eyes

Layer it on, so fluffy and sweet

This pie's ready, for her to meet

(This song is getting creepy)

Coconut cream, chocolate so fine

Stir it up slow, we take our time

Layer it right, let it set

Making something we won't forget

(Have the police on speed dial)

Let's chill it down, take a rest

One sweet bite, she's the best

Coconut cream and chocolate, what a vibe

This Haupia pie, keeps the good times alive

(This song tricked me)