Change Your Ways

I had a shite day today

None of my friends came to see me play

I guess they can all piss off

Buy me a drink and maybe something more

I had a shite day today

None of my friends came to see me play

And I had something more to say

But I just don't want to turn the page

You gotta change your ways

My mother recommended proactivity

I said: Mom stop, I'm watching Pamela and Tommy Lee

She said: I wish you didn't waste your time

And I just got annoyed cuz I had to press pause on Girls Gone Wild

You gotta change your ways

How've you been since you've been gone

Never better, nothing's wrong

Somebody tell me how to ease my pain

I've been told that exercise kind of helps

You gotta change your ways