The Virgin Sturgeon

THE VIRGIN STURGEON

CAVIAR COMES FROM THE VIRGIN STURGEON

VIRGIN STURGEON’S A MIGHTY FINE FISH

VIRGIN STURGEONS NEED NO URGIN’

THAT’S WHY CAVIAR IS MY DISH

SHAD ROE COMES FROM SCARLET SHAD FISH

SHAD FISH HAVE A SORRY FATE.

PREGNANT SHAD FISH IS A SAD FISH,

GOT THAT WAY WITHOUT A MATE

OYSTERS THEY ARE A FLESHY BIVALVE

AND THEY LIVE WITHIN THEIR SHELL

HOW THEY DIDDLE IS A RIDDLE

BUT THEY DO SO WHAT THE HELL

MRS. CLAM IS OPTIMISTIC

SHOOTS HER EGGS OUT INTO THE SEA

HOPES HER SUITOR IS A SHOOTER

HITS THE EXACT SAME SPOT AS SHE

GIVE A THOUGHT UNTO THE CODFISH,

ALWAYS THERE WHEN DUTY CALLS.

FEMALE CODFISH IS AN ODD FISH;

FROM HER COME THOSE CODFISH BALLS

THE TURTLE LIVES ‘TWIXT PLATED DECKS

WHICH TOTALLY CONCEAL ITS SEX

I THINK IT CLEVER OF THE TURTLE

IN SUCH A FIX TO BE SO FERTILE

I GAVE CAVIAR TO MY GRANDDAD

HE’S A GENT OF NINETY-THREE

WE HEARD SCREAMING FROM THE BACKYARD

HE’D CHASED GRANDMA UP A TREE

I FED CAVIAR TO MY GIRL-FRIEND

SHE WAS A VIRGIN TRIED AND TRUE.

NOW THAT VIRGIN NEEDS NO URGIN’

THERE AIN’T NOTHING SHE WON’T DO

Caviar Comes Frokm the Virgin sturgeon . . .