Rotundary Blues

My baby said to me a little too sarcastically

Maybe two pies are a little too much

I looked her in the those baby blues

With sad eyes said, oh now baby maybe just this once

You know I love them fresh-baked pies

Just like I love your baby blues eyes so much

She smiled and came in for a hug

And I knew her hands weren't gonna touch

She said baby you know I do love you so

But now there just seems to be so much

So maybe lose the other half or quarter at least

And call me and we'll go dancing and such

She left me with these rotundary

Baby can't reach around me

Can't see my own shoes blues

So I got this brand new bike and I ride and ride

You'll see me on those trails and all around the town

Each day it seems I go miles and miles and still

My waist just ain't slimming down

Could be it's not the miles but the destination that counts

Like to the breweries and bakeries

But a boy's gotta eat, A little peckish so needs a treat

Like those farmer's market chocolate blueberry cookies

Maybe we can't yet exactly hug

So maybe we can't yet slow dance

But I can cut a rug, baby I can jitterbug

That don't require reaching around my circumference

Whatt'ya say, I still got my fancy step

We can still hit the town and see all that's happening

Maybe you can see your way 'round and 'round and 'round

and still overlook all this fattening