90s Country Broken Heart

(Hope you've got your good boots on?)

Well, y'all don't get me wrong, I love a Morgan Wallen tune

But I can't count the "Whiskey Glasses" I "Wasted on You"

And I love Kenny Chesney, so I gave ol' boy a go

But I just wound up crying in a "Beer in Mexico"

I know if I'd have missed the pain, then I'd have missed that dance

But I'll paint you a picture, and it looks like Birmingham

I'm gonna shoot the jukebox if there ain't a steel guitar

'Cause I got me a 90's country kinda broken heart

My buddy said Zach Bryan might help me ease the pain

But "Something in the Orange" tells me he never hurt this way

I even tried some Hardy, found a letter in my room

And it said, "You still miss her, buddy, signed sober you"

Oh well, I know if I'd have missed the pain, then I'd have missed that dance

But I'll paint you a picture, and it looks like Birmingham

I'm gonna shoot the jukebox if there ain't a steel guitar

'Cause I got me a 90's country kinda broken heart

I kinda like where this is going, alright yeah

Here goes

Everythin' is whinnin'

"Chattahoochee" got me going, "Pickup Man" brought me home

By the time I got to John Montgomery, I was sold

Brooks & Dunn got me through it, now I'm right back in this bar

Working on my next 90's country broken heart

I know if I'd have missed the pain, then I'd have missed that dance

But I'll paint you a picture, and it looks like Birmingham

I'm gonna shoot the jukebox if there ain't a steel guitar

'Cause I got me a 90's country kinda broken heart

I got me a 90's country kinda broken heart

Uh, this can't be the end, you breaking my heart, boys