Hahahahahaha! Yes! This thunderstorm is just what I need to bring my creation life! Life!​

Your career starts with a dream

That becomes a brilliant scheme

When you first acquire the rudimentary skills

Soon you're turning lead to gold

And making space's fabric fold

And breathing life into the dead to get your thrills

You may say it can't be done

But, baby, I am number one

And the things that I can do

Prove the facts I know are true

Mad science

We do it 'cause we can

Mad science

It's all part of the plan

Mad science

'Cause we have got the tools

Consequence means nothing when you learn to break the rules

Steady, now. We wouldn't want to scare the poor creature. Look into its eyes; there's a light behind them. Yes! It's intelligent! It's learning! It's learning! Yes! Hahahahahahahaha!​

People first will be impressed

They will call you a success

Put your name on some important-sounding prize

But when it starts to leave a scar

They will say you've gone too far

And they'll call your work a dirty pack of lies

You may say my proofs are wrong

You may say my tests are flawed

You can shove it up your flask

I'm too busy playing God

Mad science (Hahahaha!)

We do it 'cause we can

Mad science (Yes!)

It's all part of the plan

Mad science (Hahahaha!)

Yeah, we have got the tools

Consequence means nothing when you learn to break the rules

Losing your patents to idiots in suits

You run from the world with its trivial pursuits

Living in exile with henchmen and minions

Your work's too important for outside opinions

In a castle far away

You plot revenge throughout the day

Putting touches on your horrid master plan

Those tiny peons would not learn

Which is why they'll have to burn

Progress cannot wait upon the will of man

You may say it can't be done

But, baby, I am number one

And the things that I can do

Prove the facts I know are true

Don't pretend you're not intrigued

You're as twisted as the rest

You might mock me in the day

But at night you are obsessed

Mad science

We do it 'cause we can

Mad science

It's all part of the plan

Mad science

'Cause we have got the tools

Mad science

And the rest of you are fools

Mad science (Hahahaha!)

We do it 'cause we can

Mad science (Yes!)

It's all part of the plan

Mad science (Hahahaha!)

'Cause we have got the tools

Consequence means nothing when you learn to break the rules

Hahahahahaha... OK, back to work.​