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Not Cool
13
Hip-Hop/Rap
Not Cool was released on November 9, 2024 by Traylormade Records as a part of the album Archives
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Release DateNovember 9, 2024
LabelTraylormade Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM104

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Cymple Man
Cymple Man
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dustin Bennett
Dustin Bennett
Songwriter

Lyrics

The grass needs cutting and the faucet's leaky
But I'm not off very often weekly
So I'll just add liquor to my coffee cup
Walk to the front door while I scratch my nuts
Swung the door open just in time
To see the garbage man leave my can behind
I yelled, hey, what the fuck you doing
But he flipped me to bird and he kept on moving
Then my hot neighbor Susan stepped outside
With a college algebra book and keys to her right
Struck my best GQ pose
Then the sprinkler head arose underneath my robe
And I danced like dummies do
Spilling coffee and booze on my bedroom shoes
And then she laughed while I moonwalked, playing it out
I said to her what I'm saying to y'all, I said
I'm not cool, and I don't care
I'm not bitter at life, 'cause I know it's not fair
I love hip-hop, music can cut my own hair
The only thing I'ma change is my underwear
I'm not cool, and I don't care
I'm not bitter at life, 'cause I know it's not fair
I love hip-hop, music can cut my own hair
The only thing I'ma change is my underwear
I'm the Fred Astaire of falling down some stairs
Bill Bellamy couldn't tell me how to be a player
But the thing is, my body language just don't care
Something strange is that keep hanging on my pad
Up in the studio working with the gangsta
Simple need a single in the club, I mean, I bang it
The entity never searing if the mix is all right
Then I blurt out (home dog, that is tight)
Eyebrows go up quick
I feel my spit getting hot, that throw up shit
I say I gotta go this is a hold my dick
Then I proceed to trip over the power strip
What can I say? I'ma be that, I'm grown
Your approval? I really don't need that
Hip-hop? Yeah, I eat, sleep, and breathe that
Judging me? Well, pardon my feedback
I'm not cool, and I don't care
I'm not bitter at life, 'cause I know it's not fair
I love hip-hop, music can cut my own hair
The only thing I'ma change is my underwear
I'm not cool, and I don't care
I'm not bitter at life, 'cause I know it's not fair
I love hip-hop, music can cut my own hair
The only thing I'ma change is my underwear
Broke into Clark Kent's apartment, his closet was bare
I took his blue suit, had a bowl of Froot Loops, then I flew into the air
I went to Ponzi's, and I'll probably take his bike out for the night
Got to be cool like Joe Camel, so can you give me a light?
Rock the sickest, open sneakers, they're so bright, they give you seizures
All the money, so the honeys humbug me like Ebenezer
My car can start the party better than Marty McFly's
That paint is sweeter than McLovin' with McDonald's apple pies
I'm the fliest penguin, buying all the sushi on the glacier
With my necklace made of shark teeth and my boots are alligator
Dark Vader tailored my shades so they may seem a little dark
Popped the cork off of the bottle with my collar 'cause it's sharp
All the kiddies in a frenzy, are you with me, Spud McKenzie?
If I leave and people see me, then your party will be empty
When I told them all I'd be a famous rapper that day after school (say what)
They said, boy, you better keep it simple cause you just ain't cool
I'm not cool, and I don't care
I'm not bitter at life, 'cause I know it's not fair
I love hip-hop, music can cut my own hair
The only thing I'ma change is my underwear
I'm not cool, and I don't care
I'm not bitter at life, 'cause I know it's not fair
I love hip-hop, music can cut my own hair
The only thing I'ma change is my underwear
Written by: Dustin Bennett
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