Fatman

Man, imagine if you were super

That'd be crazy as fuck, yo

You know what I mean

(V1)

If I was super, I'd probably be a trooper

Super ninja fatty, I can see right through ya

Standing on the skyscraper, just me and Darth Vader

Check it out, yo, I got a light-saber

Not a hater, just a stranger who jumped in the telephone booth and made the papers

Yes, I'll see ya later

My lingo would be Play-Doe, because I kill villains

And then I take the bankroll, now the goons are my bros

Just flown in for the show

From the bottomless metropolis where Godzilla exists

I don't need a bulletproof vest, cause I swat shots and you know the rest

But I'm a superhero, come from ground zero

Tryna save the day, I'm the number one hero

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm here to rescue your kid

Come with me if you want to live

I'm here in a suit, in a cape, for real, I'm the Superman

Fat Kid is the name that I go by

I will leave the villains on the side and they will know that they will die because I'm fly

If I was a super, superhero

I would save the day, from ground zero

Pulling up in a fat mobile, with the dubbed out rims and the 20 inch wheels, yeah

It's the superhero, for real

Save the day, you know I will

And I come equipped with Catwoman right beside of me

Wonder Woman is in the back row in a blunt of tree

You know what I'm saying, cause we do it super freely

I don't give a fuck because I fly away!

Nah, nah, no super villain

It's the game that I be stealing

I be never kidding

I be in the phone booth just kicking it

Like I be spitting it, that wicked shit

I can stop a bullet 40,000 feet away from it

What you thinking, homie

I ain't playing with my superhero sprayin

Holy shit, I got laser vision and I be slaying

And I be killing it, no playing

Ain't no super villain that be taking my life

I'm going up and then I'm taking flight

If I was a super, superhero

I would save the day, from ground zero

If I was super, I'd probably hide my identity and trust no one

Cause you hanging with the enemy

Super, I probably wouldn't wear a cape

Cause it's always getting caught on shit and getting in my way

Super, I'd walk around in some tights

Hanging out in the alleys at night, trying to pic fights

Super, I'd probably save your cat

Way up up in the tree, you should pay me for that

If I was super, I'd live in a fat cave

With a bag of ho-hos, a tiny fridge and a microwave

Super, I'd be a super duper dude

In a super duper mood, saving the world with my bare hands

Super, I'd be super flex, super fly, super shy

When a super hottie walking by

Super, and I don't really have any super time

Cause these super crimes and these super rhymes

If I was a super, superhero

I would save the day, from ground zero

I'm not the hero they asked for, but I'm the hero they got