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Things I Hate
12
Comedy
Things I Hate was released on November 22, 2024 by 10K Projects as a part of the album Puss & Poems
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Release DateNovember 22, 2024
Label10K Projects
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM153

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jake Shane
Jake Shane
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jake Shane
Jake Shane
Songwriter
Alexander Glantz
Alexander Glantz
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Yianni AP
Yianni AP
Mixing Engineer
Alexander 23
Alexander 23
Producer

Lyrics

I hate pizza, it's so fucking bad
I hate eating dessert at the restaurant I just had
I hate cold leftovers, caramel makes me gag
But don't you get me started on meat and plastic bags
Fuck strawberry milkshakes, it's like ice cream blood
And fuck egg salad, it's wet, cold and tough
Celery, olives, fucking hate Jet Blue
Cottage cheese can suck my dick and so can cheese that's blue
These are the things I hate
These are the things I hate (I hate it)
Olive tapenade is gay
These are the things I hate
Hard boiled eggs more like so; soiled shit
Is this some fucking test or are they supposed to smell like this
Alfredo hurts my chest
C'mon, I'm a Jew!
Candy cane is devil's bread
Just take the gun and
Shoot
And fruitcake is evil, why does it exist
White chocolate is lethal, I think I have a cyst
I fuckin' hate this garbage truck, it's fuckin' loud as shit
These are the things I hate (Fuck baked ziti too)
These are the things I hate
Olive tapenade is gay (so fucking gay)
These are the things I hate
These are the things I hate
Like cotton candy can suck my dick
Pray the tapenade away
These are the things I hate
Fucking take it away
Fucking hate it
I hate this shit so much
Fuck
I know you guys fucking hate
Something I know you do
You can't not hate something
Not all of you can be positive all the time It's okay to hate things
I hate baked ziti
I hate margarita pizza
And most of all, I hate the fucking heat
Okay, I hate it
You can always add layers
But once you're naked, you're fucking done for, okay
You don't have to hate the same things as me
You probably don't
But I know you hate something
And I want you to fucking scream
It ahhhhh
Written by: Alexander Glantz, Jake Shane
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