I text my sneaky link at 1am.

You up?

They say yeah, I’ll be over in 10.

Get dressed, do my hair, put the lights down low.

If you get here fast we can take it slow.

Open up the door and I see them standing there.

We’re about to get it on, but then I hear-

Why is the kitchen light on and why is there a car parked in the drive way, it’s 1am and I have work in the morning!

Oh god!

Sneaky link in your 20s is super fun.

Until you remember you live, at home,

With your dad and your mum in a one story home.

Who is in the drive way?

A sneaky link in your 20s is normally hot.

But my parents are home, I’m trying to bone.

Why couldn’t we have done this in a parking lot?

Can’t afford to live out of home.

Mums cooking post while I’m trying to bone.

The cost of living crisis is so shit.

Trying to get super freaky while dads watching cricket.

Um yeah, I’m gonna go.

Sneaky link in your 20s is super fun.

Until you remember you live, at home,

With your dad and your mum in a one story home.

A sneaky link in your 20s is normally hot.

But my parents are home, I’m trying to bone.

Why couldn’t we have done this in a parking lot?