TACOBELL

I know what you're thinking, date night, Tacobell ain't ideal

You want something more than that

Watched too many romcoms, expectations high

I know, I know, it's a girl thing

I'd understand if you get the ick when he wipes his mouth on his sleeve

I'd understand if you prefer roses over all the little things

If he asked you to prom with the entire marching band

I'd understand why you'd love him

If he writes you a song, profess his undying love

I'd understand why you'd want him

But he never did any of that

He's not worth your tears, girl, he'll only keep you back

He's no prince, just a frog in disguise

Puts his friends before you, sweet talk built on lies

And now you know you're a ten, and he's a five

So if he

If he asked you to prom with the entire marching band

I'd understand why you'd love him

If he writes you a song, profess his undying love

I'd understand why you'd want him

But he never did any of that

He's loving you lazy

Your song's "Call Me Maybe"

'Cause maybe he'll call, or maybe he won't

And you deserve better

Than wearing a sweater

Of someone who sucks

So if he

If he asked you to prom with the entire marching band

I'd understand why you'd love him

If he writes you a song, profess his undying love

I'd understand why you'd want him

But he never did any of that