The Horny Snowman

(Verse 1)

There she stands, all frosty and fine,

With curves that shimmer in the wintertime.

I’m just a snowman, frozen in place,

But she’s melting me with that snowy grace.

(Chorus)

Oh, Snow-Woman, you’re hot as fire,

Got me meltin’ with your icy desire.

I can’t move, I’m stuck in the cold,

But these snowballs ache, and I’m losin’ control.

(Verse 2)

She winks at me with a frosty smile,

That winter tease just drives me wild.

Snowflakes dance as she twirls around,

While I’m here frozen, stuck to the ground.

(Chorus)

Oh, Snow-Woman, you’re hot as fire,

Got me meltin’ with your icy desire.

I can’t move, I’m stuck in the cold,

But these snowballs ache, and I’m losin’ control.

(Bridge)

She’s close enough to touch, but I’m frozen stiff,

Dreamin’ of warmth, just a little kiss.

I’m puddlin’ down, I can’t take the heat,

This snowman’s heart just skipped a beat.

(Chorus)

Oh, Snow-Woman, you’re hot as fire,

Got me meltin’ with your icy desire.

I can’t move, I’m stuck in the cold,

But these snowballs ache, and I’m losin’ control.

(Outro)

So here I stay, in this winter freeze,

Dreamin’ of her, my snowy tease.

If I could move, I’d make my play,

But ’til I melt, I’m here to stay!