On the Road Again

Well, I wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks

Your mama, she's hidin' inside the icebox

Your daddy walks in wearin' a Napoleon Bonaparte mask

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, do you have to ask?

Well, I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws

I ask that "Who's in the fireplace?" and you tell me, "Santa Claus"

The milkman comes in, he's wearing a derby hat

And you ask why I don't live here

Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

Well, I asked for somethin' to eat, I'm hungry as a hog

So I get brown rice, seaweed, and a dirty hot dog

I've got a hole where my stomach disappeared

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, I gotta think you're really weird

Your grandpa's cane, it turns into a sword

Your grandma prays to pictures that are pasted on a board

Everything inside my pockets, your uncle steals

And you ask why I don't live here

Honey, I can't believe that you're for real

Well, there's fistfights in the kitchen, they're enough to make me cry

Little mailman comes in, even he's got to take a side

Even the butler, he's got something to prove

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, how come you don't move?