Oilfield Xmas (feat. Santa) [Hyperpop Remix]

Berta Boys

Did you do this?

Ho ho ho!

We three kings of oil and tar

Getting ripped Christmas Eve at the Fort Mac Bar

Buddy ran his mouth and caused an all out brawl

And buddy went home with a plate in his skull

Won't make it home for Christmas Mass

I'm getting paid time and a half

My ex-wife says I'm a deadbeat dad

Hell, someone's gotta pump the gas

I'm sending twenties in the postcard

Toonies in the poster

Take my kid to Galaxy Land

To ride the coaster

When you coming home Dad?

I don't know when

But we'll be together then, son

Ho! Ho! Ho!

 It's an Oilfield Christmas

No! No! No!

You ain't gonna wanna miss this

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Lift kit on my wish list

Ho! Ho! Ho!

It's an Oilfield Christmas

It's an Oilfield Christmas for me and the boys

Santa's got a lift kit, pulling lots of toys

Fifth wheel, quadded up, and the dirt bikes

Doesn't matter man if you was naughty or nice

You made the stacks the hard way

Calluses and all

They can't talk s***

When you standing real tall

Own the libs, make the coin

And now we're going hard

Leased my girl a new Jeep

Straight off the yard

Rip down to West Ed, we partying all night

Taking shots, talking shit, drinking fifty Bud Lights

'Twas the night before Christmas

I ain't heard no one b****

Cause tonight Santa's coming and he's oilfield rich

Ho! Ho! Ho!

 It's an Oilfield Christmas

No! No! No!

 You ain't gonna wanna miss this

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Lift kit on my wish list

Ho! Ho! Ho!

It's an Oilfield Christmas

It's an Oilfield Christmas

I'ma get it right this year for the missus

Got her a Dyson and a smoker for the brisket

I'll put down a band and a half

Hope it'll fix it

Let me come down her chimney and we're trying for a sixth kid

Got my son a Ford Truck

Taught him how to drift it

Telling him his Mom sucks

Every time that we're out on a rip in the muck

I go up and down Gasoline Alley

Having notched my post with the tally

Telling him he can't call his step-mama "Sally"

When the Oilfield Christmas dinner hit

Liver King diet 'cause I'm a real winner

I keep Sally on the slopes cause I like her a little thinner

Riding up on the curb

Smoking frankincense and myrrh

What's that on the roof?

 It's the reindeer knocking

 Santa's coming down with some Zyn for your stocking

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Guess who's back

It's Roughneck Santa with some oil in his crack

Santa's here b****, have you been naughty or nice?

 The Berta Boys are back melting hearts of ice

Come on over and sit on Santa's lap

 Hard hats, roughnecks, liquid gold, big cheques

Stuffing all the stockings

And coming down your chimney

When Christmas Day comes

Know you'll find a lifted Chevy

Ho! Ho! Ho!

It's an Oilfield Christmas

No! No! No!

 You ain't gonna wanna miss this

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Lift kit on my wish list

Ho! Ho! Ho!

It's an Oilfield Christmas

It's an Oilfield Christmas

You ain't gonna wanna miss this

Lift kit on my wish list

It's an Oilfield Christmas

Santa's coming down the chimney for the Berta Boys

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!