I have a hard time telling anybody grown or youngsters the same shit over and over, you know

I've been everywhere man

I didn't have a clue

That means everywhere

And I've seen everything there is to see ... Ew

Yeah, everything

Thievery

Well, you say you've been everywhere man

But have you ever been inside somebody's soul?

That was a fight, you know

Like have you ever been inside your own asshole whole?

Uh?

I've been everywhere man ... Ew.

Every single place. I've seen everything man ... Ew

Yeah, Ew

Man, my momma whoop your mother fucking ass

Well, have you ever been diagnosed with eczema on your face?

You know eczema is a condition that makes your skin turn red, scaly, itchy

Your doctor might call it dermatities

It was interesting

I've been everywhere man

I say ew ...

And I've seen every single thing like ... Ew

Two balls

That's you

You ever been inside a haunted house?

Sure enough

They're often surrounded by dead trees and plants

The windows are dark and filled with shadows that play tricks on your eyes

On the inside, haunted houses are filled with things like dust, cobwebs,

creaking doors, cockroaches, mist, shadows, ripped curtains, ghosts, rats

It don't work like that

And rot!

Jet ass black with red mother fucking hair, eyes and that comb process in his head and when that shit went to sweating

He was scary

He looked like a monster

Been everywhere, man ... Ew

I'm talking about serious business man!

And I've seen every single little bitty thing! Ew

Well, let me show you something that you never seen

Can't even imagine this thing man

We ain't never seen no shit like that

Man, you better close your eyes

That's the same lady?

I've seen every single ew

Ew

Yeah, we got some good pictures

Thang!

And I've seen every little single thing

Fucking with your grandmother!

Every little single thing!

Stop touching my guitar

But I've seen every ... everything

But they was nothing like that

You haven't seen anything at all, what about the great concrete wall?

But I've seen it all!

I love your spunk!

What?

Ew

I grabbed that little mother fucker

Me!

I drug him straight down that mother fucking table

I had an uncle in my family that had an accident as a youngster on the farm

They cut his arm off

I've seen every loyal person crying in the end

When he said that, you know, I lost it!

(I've seen everything

I've seen everything)

I got in more fights

If you want to get in the record book, it won't be for that pioneer shit

I smoked my first joint back in 1969

All the little girls used to come in there

(I've seen everything I've seen)

And I'm dirty, real dirty

I'm not gonna spend the rest of my day telling you the same goddamn thing

I just won't do it, you know