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Amazon (Buying Wine)
Christmas
Amazon (Buying Wine) was released on December 7, 2024 by IRL Records as a part of the album Holiday Terms & Conditions (A Christmas Album)
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Release DateDecember 7, 2024
LabelIRL Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM86

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
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grex
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gregor Hochmuth
Gregor Hochmuth
Songwriter

Lyrics

On the first day of shopping, dear Amazon gave to me
A bunch of legal terms I couldn't see
They own all the buttons and the logos too
And if I post a review, they can use it anew!
It's beginning to look a lot like lawsuits
Everywhere you scroll
Take a look at section five again
No warranties remain
While profits surely grow!
You better watch out, you better comply
Better not share, I'm telling you why
Amazon's checking your account twice
They know if you're under twenty-one buying wine
So use your parent's card with care tonight!
Jingle bells, shipping tells
Risk of loss has passed
Once it hits the carrier's sleigh
It's your problem from that day, hey!
Oh, the terms outside are frightful
But the deals are so delightful
And if you want to make a claim
Just head west! Just head west! To Seattle today!
I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just my intellectual property rights
Can't reverse engineer tonight
Keep my warranties implied
Make my Christmas wish come true
All I want is to read through..
Written by: Gregor Hochmuth
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