50 Bucks

I took advice from a prostitute

She said, don't be shy, you are cute

Now get outside, and find romance

Go to a club and ask a girl to dance

Give it a go, and don't be scared

If she says no, you shouldn't care

Girls won't bite, at least not hard

Have a good night, a brand new start

The best 50 bucks I ever spent

'cause that night I came then went

The best 50 bucks I ever spent on you

('cause that's the night I came then went)

To a good show, had a great time

Met some people, talked all night

About stuff that didn't matter

And how we'll get our shit together

How everything is quite allright

I met this girl at a punkrock show

And in a whirl we gave it a go

We had it on, formed a bond

But not for long it all was done

So I went to another prostitute

She said hey you, get your ass nude

After you pay, I'll make your day

One minute later she sent me away

The best 50 bucks I ever spent

'cause that night I came then went

The best 50 bucks I ever spent on you

('cause that's the night I came then went)

To a good show, had a great time

Met some people, talked all night

About stuff that didn't matter

And how we'll get our shit together

How everything is quite allright