Well I stand before you now misunderstood and mistreated, I was winning fair and square but they’re insisting that I’ve cheated. They’ll come

collect, you can be sure, for this I will have to pay. So I will drown my sorrows and I’ll be done by judgement day

Gonna drink them bottles one by one

I will sink another forty when you think I’m done

I skipped on out at midnight so as to avoid

suspicion, I would have took my car but luck had busted my transmission. I tried to take the night train but my mainline was no good, cuz the

fourteen rivers on the way had done turned to

fourteen floods. Mainline it!

Gonna swim them rivers one by one

You say that you can’t swim and I feel bad for you, son!

I was living down on Fazeley when Santa Muerte came for me. She put her hand upon my shoulder said “boy, time to pay the fee.” Well I hollered out in protest “I’m not the one that you’re looking for!” Then lightning quick gave her the slip and I was on the lam once more, and I screamed “Lord!”

Gonna cheat them graveyards one by one

I know that one day I’ll slip up and my time will come