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Santa's Divorced
Christmas
Santa's Divorced was released on December 23, 2024 by Yung Fuego as a part of the album A FUEGO CHRISTMAS - EP
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Release DateDecember 23, 2024
LabelYung Fuego
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM130

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Yung Fuego
Yung Fuego
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Yung Fuego
Yung Fuego
Songwriter
Joe Gautrey
Joe Gautrey
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Joe Gautrey
Joe Gautrey
Producer

Lyrics

Santa's got a divorce, fucked too many whores
Now, he's all alone, Mrs. Claus is gone
He's goonin' at the North Pole so he don't think 'bout all the
Times he fucked up bad, but he drank too much Malört
Now he's drivin' drunk into Christmas trees
Gettin' breathalyzed on his knees
Now, they're takin' his mugshot
While the Grinch gives Ms. Claus a cumshot
He just got a hit and run
Ran over your grandma
He was goin' 480
Wrapped his fat ass around a tree
Yea, he committed war crimes
Got those elves workin' overtime
It's really slave labor
He'll talk about it later
He got subpoenaed in New York
Stop and frisk, I'm sure
Now, he's doin' drugs
Somewhere in Mexico
Black tar heroin in his veins
Fentanyl in the candy canes
I don't really know what I'm sayin
But I know that this Christmas
He's goonin' at the North Pole so he don't think 'bout all the
Times he fucked up bad, but he drank too much Malört
Now, he's outsourcin' labor to the third world
Makes the kids work way too much
And he don't pay them too much
Santa Claus is a dickhead
I'll kill him in his bed
Mrs. Claus was right
To leave that man last night
She's a queen, she's a queen
Yea, yea
Santa, it's all catchin' up to you
Written by: Joe Gautrey, Yung Fuego
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