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Attention, Captain

This is your mission

Unknown hostile forces have infiltrated Army base C987

You will lead a team of highly trained operatives, assasins and combat specialists

The best that tax money can buy

Go through the enemy barricade

Neutralise the threat

And secure the location

But remember

Protocol has a no hostage policy

If you get caught or captured

You're on your own

God be with you soldier

And good luck

Ugh! What the—, hey!

Giddy up, giddy up, little Oxies

Run to your dad

Run along and blare that bloody siren

Looks like a piece of cake

You seem like a band

From a time that doesn't even matter

Oh, General Bi-Son who? You know I'm a fan

Be mine and there could be a balance

When I find my way to you

You'll need a plan-plan

And mine is to stay in the shadows

Suddenly from above

You won't find a more

Flipping grandeur

See her in her dark side and then again

People gonna be there gunning for your hide

So everybody, get out of my way

One down! Two down! Ooh, that fast!

How is this fair?

All of y'all ain't even close to human

Mission they made me follow

How did they dare?

For god's sakes, abominations!

It's a trap, it's a trap, gotta get back

And that's a fact, in fact

Boot straps in the back and I ain't moving

Fat cat in a hat, where my head at?

This gonna be bad-bad

Tripping on some mad hallucination

Suddenly from above

You won't find a more

Flipping grandeur

See her in her dark side and then again

People gonna be there gunning for your hide

So everybody get out of my way

B-b-b-barricade

Gonna kill some

R-r-r-radicade

Come and get some

Come and get it, baby

Fools, fools

Run!

Who are you, how am I here, mister?

Why am I not in chains, oh sailor, come on

Ah

I admit I got some of your lads

But you should be so glad

You got me, sugar, come on

Ah

You know that it's your fault, so let's talk

No, you start, now baby, come on

Ah

Oh no, you're in my mind now

So go on, mess it up again, come on

Ah

E-radicade