Bad As They Seem

Girl of my dreams

Things are as bad as they seem

She is only sixteen

That's why she's only a dream

Woman of my dreams

Lives right down my street

Has a daughter who's sixteen

That's why she's only a dream

What do I do this for?

Got to get out some more

Go down to the grocery store

Meet someone I'll adore

Someone who'll make me laugh

Someone to be my better half

Keep me warm under the sack

Share with me my midnight snack

House of my dreams

Things are as bad as they seem

My parents' house I'll stay for free

Until I'm at least forty-three

What do I do this for?

Got to get out some more

Go down to the grocery store

Meet someone I'll adore

Someone who'll make me laugh

Someone to be my better half

Keep me warm under the sack

Share with me my midnight snack