What would a man ever do with his life if he couldn't find things to hunt

We'd be sitting in an armchair, sucking on a cold beer belly, sticking out in front

We wouldn't be good lovers, we'd be unfit buggers if we couldn't find things to hunt

What would we do without venison stew or back steaks for the bbq

And if you like wild pork you can go for a walk, for a squeal and a sqwauk

For a good cooking job, stick an apple in his gob

All you gotta do it hunt

You can get into the habit of shooting at a rabbit, some guys think that's fun

You can shoot all night & you can shoot all day but you never gunna get the last one

You can shoot all night & you can shoot all day but you're never gunna get the last one

You'll be dead & gone & they'll be still living on, just scratching and sitting in the sun

If you're like me when you go out to see, you'll have your head in a bucket all day

So don't make that mistake go river or lake,

There's nothing better than a trout when he's fried

Butter, onions..

What would a man ever do with his life if he couldn't find things to hunt

We'd be drying out weetbix, staring at Netflix, belly sticking out in front

We wouldn't be good lovers, we'd be unfit buggers if we couldn't find things to hunt

We wouldn't be good lovers, we'd be unfit buggers if we couldn't find things to hunt

What would a girl ever do with her life if she didn't have ducks to pluck

She'd be all day shopping there'd be no stopping

If she didn't have ducks to pluck

So if she won't pluck just say bye bye

There's no room for you in my mai mai

Pat her on the but & say goodbye

& go & find one that will

Could be a 6 ft blonde, just swimming in your pond

All you gotta do is hunt