In The Middle of Middle Tennessee

In the middle of middle Tennessee

I wish they'd name a road after me

With the white face cattle lowing

And the birds and the bees are free

In the middle of middle Tennessee

You could call it 'loser's lane' if you will

You could call it 'hermit's highway'

Or just 'fool on the hill'

I might be in 'lonesome valley'

Or that place called 'lonely street'

Down in the middle of middle Tennessee .

Yeah, me and a cat named 'bob-tail'

I guess we got it made

He makes the ladies love us

AndImake 'em go away

He'd be the first to tell you

He says the problem's me

In the middle of middle Tennessee

I wishIhad me somewhere else to go

Maybe the Alabama shoreline

Or the Colorado snow

But i'm stuck right here w bob-tail

And we're both stuck here with me

Down in the middle of middle Tennessee

Yeah, me and a cat named 'bob'tail'

I guess we got it made

He brings the ladies in

AndImake 'em go away

He'd be the first to tell you

He says the problems me

In the middle of middle Tennessee

He’d be the first to tell you

He says the problems me

In the middle of middle

Tennessee