Every man needs a good pair of slacks

So I can showcase my greatly new fashioned ass

And as I walk across the runway they keep staring back

Yes every man needs a good pair of slacks 

So I can leave early and take out the trash

Before the paparazzi shows up and asks me which brands im wearing

Oh cause I wonder what they say about me

If anything at all with my works with the charities 

Oh cause I wonder what they say about me

Cause i stay up way too late here just worrying

Every man needs a good pair of slacks

Cause I didn’t skip leg day to not show off my calves 

And as I run across the broadwalk they keep looking back

Yes every man needs a good pair of slacks

I wonder what will be etched on my epitaph

Will they say? "He was great man with a greater pairs of slacks"

Oh cause I wonder what they’d say about me

Cause I stay up way too late here just worrying

I wonder what they’d say about me

Cause I stay up way too late here just worrying

Levi's, old navy, denim and jeans. These strange places that lay in-between the fine knitted fabric that seeps onto me.

Well I wonder what they'd say about me

Cause I lay out here just worrying.