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Diet
Blues
Diet was released on March 28, 2025 by ABP Music Distro as a part of the album The Iconoclast
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Release DateMarch 28, 2025
LabelABP Music Distro
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM101

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Dr. Jules' Cool Blues
Dr. Jules' Cool Blues
Bass, Drum Machine, Guitar, Harmony Vocals
Marie Williams
Marie Williams
Harmony Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dr. Jules
Dr. Jules
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Dr. Jules' Cool Blues
Dr. Jules' Cool Blues
Recording Engineer, Mixing Engineer, Producer

Lyrics

Well I know my feet are down there - But they're gettin' hard to see
And this guitar's lookin' mighty small - When it's hangin' off of me
Buttonin' up my shirt is work now - Zippin up my pants hard
Yeah there just ain't no denyin' - I'm a big, fat tub of lard
It's high time for a diet I can follow to the letter
If I wanna keep on livin' then I'd best start eatin' better
Now I gotta cut out carbs - So that rules out fries and breads
Instead of taters I get salads - Instead of white wine I get red
No more wings or fatty brisket - No more chocolate cakes or pie
And the beer that I'm so fond of is a real fast way to die
They say I need this diet I should follow to the letter
'Cause if I wanna keep on livin' then I'd best start eatin' better
Now I'll admit that there's some logic in the stuff that the doctors say
But then what's the point of livin' - when they take everything you like away?
Do I wanna see 100? Do I just want to survive?
Even if I'm so damned cranky that I hate being alive
You know "die" and "diet" only differ by a letter
That's why I was feelin' so much worse when I started eatin' better
Yeah "die" and "diet" only differ by a sound
That's why I'm gonna eat and drink until they put me in the ground!
Written by: Jules D Gliesche
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