They Canceled Gravity, and Nobody Told Me

They canceled gravity and nobody told me

Now my grandma's floating above the fridge

They canceled gravity and nobody told me

My cat won't come down and I'm stuck in a tree

My toast flew away before I could eat it

The milk spilled upwards hit the ceiling fan

Now the neighbor's house is in a low orbit

And I'm duct taped to the floor for safety

I checked my emails no warnings no updates

Just a spam message about jetpacks on sale

They canceled gravity and nobody told me

Now my grandma's floating above the fridge

They canceled gravity and nobody told me

My cat won't come down and I'm stuck in a tree

NASA just called said it's not our problem

Jeff Bezos flew by and gave me the finger

Now my Roomba's on Mars living its best life

Guess I'll just drift into the void

They canceled gravity and nobody told me

Now my grandma's floating above the fridge

They canceled gravity and nobody told me

My cat won't come down and I'm stuck in a tree

If you see my grandma tell her I miss her

She's probably sipping tea on the moon