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Stepdad Goatee
Punk
Stepdad Goatee was released on February 21, 2025 by Phameless Records as a part of the album Alpha Sub
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Release DateFebruary 21, 2025
LabelPhameless Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM176

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Bub Finocchio
Bub Finocchio
Guitar
Dan Beswick
Dan Beswick
Drums
Tim Quigley
Tim Quigley
Bass
John Sheppard
John Sheppard
Guitar
Stephen Johnson
Stephen Johnson
Harmony Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tim Quigley
Tim Quigley
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Tim Donahue
Tim Donahue
Producer

Lyrics

Where'd you go, dad? Why'd you up and leave home?
Can't send you an email, can't call you on the phone
You left mom with me, you left mom a mess
Now she's wearing makeup and she cares how she is dressed
She's swiping right on Tinder and she's bringing home strange men
She says that she's okay, but I know it's just pretend
She's looking for a new guy, a stepfather for me
I guess she's in the market for a stepdad goatee
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Whoa
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Whoa
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
He wants to play catch and he keeps calling me Sport
I guess that he's okay
He's just such a fucking dork
He's honestly too nice and he's probably a cuck
Who likes to get his rocks off by watching mom get fucked (Ohh!)
But all these things aside he's got one redeeming trait
It's something that you gave up, so you cannot relate
While you felt the need to move so far away
This creepy facial hair man, he really wants to stay
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Whoa
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Whoa
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Whoa
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Whoa
Stepdad goatee, stepdad goatee
Written by: Tim Quigley
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