The Cookie Chase

Well done, gentlemen, and from now on, I want every man among you to be on your toes!

(sung)

Lock 'em up, put 'em away in the Jar!

Time to start getting the nets out!

Lock 'em up into the cage, quietly!

No one must know

Cart 'em off into the bin, turn the key!

Quick, before anyone gets out!

Turn the key, throw it away, there we are!

Forty-eight to go!

(spoken)

Detmold?

Yes—

Check in your patients

Yes, your honor. Your name, madam?

This doesn't fit, it's much too big! I wear a size three, well maybe a four

Did you always hate your father?

Detmold, arrest her now and convict her later, there is really only one question that needs answering...

(sung)

Are they breathing?

Then they're Cookies

Are they moving?

Then they're Cookies

Are they living?

Then they're Cookies

So get on with it! Quick, get on with it!

Are they human?

Then they're Cookies

So shut up, my dear doctor, and shut her up, too!

Lookie, lookie, here comes Cookie now

Naughty Cookie, playing hooky

That, we don't allow

You take the key, my love

I'm too exhausted to move

Music, I must have music

A moment's music, or my head will burst!

I know you'll meet the test

You've been well rehearsed

Do your best

Meaning do your worst

Let me rest

And remember, Schubchen

Women and children first!

Mm, lock 'em up

Put 'em away

In the Jar

Time to start getting the nets out!

Lock 'em up

Into the cage

Quietly

No one must know

Lock 'em up, put 'em away in the Jar!

Time to start getting the nets out!

Lock 'em up into the cage, quietly!

No one must know

Cart 'em off into the bin, turn the key!

Quick, before anyone gets out!

Turn the key, throw it away, there we are!

Forty-two to go!

Ooh la la, Monsieur Schub!

Not yet gone back to Lourdes, yet?

No

Pourquoi pas?

Pourquoi, you hold ze key to my heart!

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