Crack! Goes the swing of the bat

Yeah, the riot's really kicking into gear now

I turned to my friend and I said, "all of this over a clear foul?"

No no, they said, this is about our unquestioning belief in freedom legumes

That's weird, I thought, my friends don't normally care about the sovereignty of their beans

So I looked around behind me and saw they'd all turned into nazi furries with guns!

Oh no!

Here it goes again!

I thought the last time was the last time!

Ohhhh no!

Here we go again!

How could this happen here in real-time?

Crash! Went the swing of the door

As I heard them yell in room two

In a panic they were scrapping tryin' to figure

How to commandeer the new coup

Well, I don't know what happened next, I didn't feel safe

I couldn't remember the way that things had been before

The pompous head case entered the race

But as I looked around for miles and miles I knew everyone I could see had put on this one face

Oh no!

Here it goes again!

I thought the last time was the last time!

Ohhhh no!

Here we go again!

How could this happen here in real-time?

Oh no!