My Goldfish is Plotting

Woke up my goldfish is givin' me stares

Tapping on the glass like he's got some affairs

Tiny little fins but he's plotting my doom

He just sent a text said "See you soon"

Oh no— he's got WiFi now!

Hacked my phone I don't know how!

Swiping left on all my dreams

Took my crypto stole my memes

Goldfish in a suit with a tiny briefcase

Told the cat "You're outta this place"

Now he's got a yacht throwin' sushi parties

While I'm stuck here eatin' Smarties

Now he's trending on the 'Tok

Got a blue check won't ever stop

Posted my secrets sold my name

Goldfish clout— this ain't a game!

Now I'm working for my fish he's my CEO

Answering calls gotta keep it on the low

He just bought the bank hired a shark

I'm sleeping on the couch while he chills in the dark

Oh no— he's got WiFi now!

Hacked my phone I don't know how!

Swiping left on all my dreams

Took my crypto stole my memes