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Let me tell you a story

That brings me no glory

About a man who took my pride

And what my bookbag had inside

You would think the midday sun

Would dissuade a snatch and run

Maybe his balls weighed a ton

And i thought he had a gun

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Mugging man

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One man i can't stand

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Mugging man

And i was with my girl

The best thing in the world

And he took that from me

When i said we have to flee

Well he took off my pack

And brought it down with a crack

Said girl we have to go

Deal with this bloody nose

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Mugging man

Parking garage

Mugging man

One man i can't stand

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Mugging man