Music Video
Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Michelle Ray
Background Vocals
Rachel White
Guitar
Debbie Neigher
Piano
Nicole Row
Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Riki Lindhome
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Riki Lindhome
Producer
Polyglam
Producer
Lyrics
It's been so long since I felt this way
Your body feels so fucking good
Didn't know if it could live up to my fantasy
But guess what? It fucking could
You know your way around my body
Like an Uber driver knows the highway
You make me feel so uh
I can't help but say
You're my second best lover
Better than any other
Except for that one guy
But don't worry 'bout that no
You're my second best lover
No one can compare to you
Except for that one guy
Let's not focus on him
Let's focus on my sexy mother fucking salutatorian
I feel like you're taking this the wrong way
Second best is pretty great
Do you know how many people you're up against
You could be like number 78
I've slept with so many people you know
Probably a lot of your friends
It should make you feel so foxy
That you're better than almost all of them
See sometimes second is better than first
And you wanna be that instead
Second position in ballet is the hottest
It's the one with your legs spread ugh
No you don't him I promise
Or if you do we're all grownups that's how it goes
No I haven't seen in months
And if I have just once or twice who knows
Don't think about it
You're my second best lover
Better than any other
Except for that one guy
But don't worry 'bout that no
You're my second best lover
No one can compare to you
Except for that one guy
But isn't it good enough
To be my sexy mother fucking runner up
If he's Quixote you're Panza
He's Gaston you're Lefou
No not cause you're short I just mean penis wise
Cause he's bigger than you
That's a compliment
For real that's a good thing
Have you ever heard of vaginal atrophy
When your vagina gets smaller after menopause
Number one probably couldn't fit inside me anymore
No honestly I couldn't go down on him
Without throwing up no hyperbole
But I could never puke on you
That's a fucking guarantee
There's lots of places he can't fit
But you can
My sultry silver medalist
My sexual Nancy Kerrigan
Kerrigan
You're my second best lover
Better than any other
Except for that one guy
Oh wait you know what
I forgot about Tuscany
You're actually my sexy mother fucking
Number 4
Written by: Riki Lindhome
