POTATO JUICE

It's all potato juice, potato juice

I never should have dated you, dated you

I finally know what to do, what to do

I'll pour it out like sweet potato juice, potato juice

Simmering for too long, we started flaming out

We were overcooked, like all your brussel sprouts

We were making sweet potatoes but you added too much salt

I thought that it was me but now I know it was your fault

It's all potato juice, potato juice

I never should have dated you, dated you

I finally know what to do, what to do

I'll pour it out like sweet potato juice, potato juice

I took out all the trash and I cut up all the carrots

You never even noticed, now I'm feeling so embarrassed

I served your favorite dish, made with love and care

But you ate every bite and didn't even share

It's all potato juice, potato juice

I never should have dated you, dated you

I finally know what to do, what to do

I'll pour it out like sweet potato juice, potato juice

Our love was ambitious

A dinner for two could have been delicious

Thought you'd be nutritious

But I did all the cooking and you didn't do the dishes

It's all potato juice, potato juice

I never should have dated you, dated you

I finally know what to do, what to do

I'll pour it out like sweet potato juice, potato juice

It's all potato juice, potato juice

I never should have dated you, dated you

I finally know what to do, what to do

I'll pour it out like sweet potato juice, potato juice