Venice In Vegas

I did karaoke in Vegas

And I couldn't stop believing

They doused me in autotune

No I’ve never sounded so revealing

Until I heard Chad at the bar yelling ‘Shot Shot Shot Shot, one of your best cos’ I won it all on red’

And I thought

Isn’t this the best

Isn’t life the best

I’m in living hell

But I was nearly dead

And I went to Venice in Vegas

And I got trapped in the mall

We had tickets to see Penn and Teller

But they canceled the night before

And I heard Macy at the craps yelling ‘John John John John, give me the keys, cos my heads a mess’

And I thought

Isn’t this the best

Isn’t life the best

I’m in living hell

But I was nearly dead

I just want to trace a line around my face

Before the brick hit the passenger door

Walking to the night like a headstrong child

With a feeling that I can’t ignore

And I went off the strip in Vegas

And I found a pretty nice bakery

And then a cop in a g string

Well she tried to spank me

And I had you just behind yelling ‘No No No No please can you get me out of here’

And a voice across the road yelling ‘Now Now Now Now, hands in the air where I can see them dear’

And I thought

Isn’t this the best

Isn’t life the best

I’m in living hell

But I was nearly dead

I just want to trace a line around my face

Before the brick hit the passenger door

Walking to the night like a headstrong child

With a feeling that I can’t ignore

I just want to trace a line around my face

Before the brick hit the passenger door

Walking to the night like a headstrong child

With a feeling that I can’t ignore