Coffee and Fruit

Wake up early, stay up late

Roker says it's half-past great

Gotta report to the HR lady

I saunter through the hallways

I don't care that I'm lazy

You tell me to wear a suit all day

Okay, just help me out and say

Which one, the tweed or the neon green

I can't say, they both look good to me

No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way

And so they say

Just coffee and fruit

Maybe tomorrow

I don't wanna carry a business card

I don't wanna have to retake the bar

I can't expand my horizons that far

Don't even really want a take-home car

'Cause I can't seem to fill out an empty suit

I bet I'll get the boot

But who got the cost to spare, oh no, no

There goes my healthcare

No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way

And so they say

Just coffee and fruit

Maybe tomorrow

I won't clean the dishes or scrub the sink

Cook your books when I know they stink

Don't you bother to clock me in

'Cause I'll clock you out

No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way

And so they say

Just coffee and fruit

Maybe tomorrow

No more Cap'n Crunch for me today, no way

And so they say

Just coffee and fruit

Maybe tomorrow

I just want my Cap'n Crunch

I just want my Cap'n Crunch