You Can't Dance To This

I'm sorry, no, we really can't dance to this

It's just what it is

Somebody's got it out for me

And all of my friends were doing magic tricks

But yes, this one will make everything disappear

Illusionist of the year

Grab an empty chair and hold on, hold on

You once were young and beautiful and stripy shirts

You got all the girls, now they say, "Atta boy, you got it"

Pretty bad for sure, well, you might not make it, 'kay

Laste ma', that means "What a shame"

But in Spanish it means the same thing

Watch out everybody, hold on, hold on

I'm sorry, no, we really can't dance to this

Yes, I was mistaken

Someone tried to provocate with words like "powerless"

We got off the bus, now we're standing out here like winners in the ring

And soaking wet with champagne

And our hands up to the heavens

Gloria, Gloria (G-L-O-R-I), Gloria

Everybody just hold on, everybody

Hold on, hold on

Hold on, hold on, hold on

Hold on, hold on