Test-Taking Tips

Ladies and gentlemen girls and boys

You're about to take a test that is very important

But before then I got a few tips for you

So pay close attention to this recording

First thing you should know about taking tests

Is that it's totally natural to feel stress

Try to relax and do your best

And keep your mind on success

Follow these tips this is big but don't worry

If you all do it I'll be back with soda and chips

But listen very closely and don't run your lips

Do's a little something like this

Number one go with your first mind

Nine out of ten you'll have it right the first time

Number two is sit up straight

Let the blood flow to your brain increase intake

Number three if you do change your mind

It's okay remember take your time

Number four make your marks heavy and dark

Computer grade C's they can't read your mind

And if you do need to erase

Do it neatly make sure you're filling a new circle completely

Number five I ain't trying to be a hater

But you rubberneckers better keep your eyes on your paper

Number six is on patience

Don't answer a question until you've done elimination

Sort of like a test within a test

One of those answers is totally incorrect

Number seven stay relaxed and take breaths

That'll help you deal with the anxiety and stress

Number eight if you don't know skip it

Nine ask for clarity if you don't get it

Number ten when it's over I know you want to check

But when you're done check and double check

And the bonus is lobby probably

Wait to go to the party

Ladies and gentlemen girls and boys

You're about to take a test that is very important

But before then I got a few tips for you

So pay close attention to this recording

This recording will self-destruct

Good luck see y'all later

Peace

Mr. Jarbo

Ah hey what's up

Have a seat

No don't sit down

So I got your students test scores back eh

Oh sorry

And I'm very excited to share that result with you

All right

I have good news and bad news

What do you want first

Um

Doesn't matter

Okay good news

All of your students have passed

Yes yes

Yes yes

We are jumping for joy in here

However due to the fact

That most of these students failed the pre-exam

I don't trust it

I'm sure you're launching a full-scale investigation

Into your classroom

And in the meantime

More good news

What

You get unpaid vacation

Have a nice day Mr. Jarbo

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